Twitter took me here this morning: http://www.newsmediaimages.com/celebrity-article-24975-true-or-false-simon-fuller-courts-cheryl-cole-ends-a-day-in-the-life-of-an-idiot/
There is a lovely throw away line about fish fingers relating to this story: http://bit.ly/k6wf64
Which inspired me, being a fish and all. Here are some facts about fish fingers:
- A glass of wine has as many calories as four fish fingers (for those not engaged enough to use the above link)
- Fish can count to four
- Scientists think we all have fish fingers
- A proper, serious newspaper (Daily Telegraph no less) took the time to develop it’s own list of things you didn’t know about fish fingers
- The world’s biggest EVER fish finger was attcaked by two blonde ladies
I think five will do. Number four took the wind-out-of-my-sails a little bit to be honest.
Here is a picture to illustrate number five in my list. If you have any exciting fish finger stories, do please share.

When we were kids, I told my little brother that if he cut into his fish sticks (that’s what we call them… but I think I like “fish fingers”; it seems a bit more graphic) motor oil would come spilling out because our oceans are polluted.
He has hated fish sticks ever since.