There is an advertisement on television at the moment for a milk brand called Cravendale http://www.milkmatters.co.uk/
It is about cats that grow opposable thumbs and the havoc they create as a result.
Fish do not have opposable thumbs and also have a bit of a problem with cats.
I have therefore decided to start a petition to make sure that they know that if they grow thumbs they will not be appreciated.
Please, please show your support:
Bad cats. Boo.